It's really cute that you're making an effort to be a more affectionate cat, but you REALLY need to learn how to balance you weight when walking on human bodies. Your tiny little feet cause me pain with every step. Could you please work on that? Also, thanks for gouging my arm, I was hoping to get a new scar and you made my dreams come true!
Dear Shark Week,
It was good to see you again! I had a great time hanging out with you this week! looking forward to spending more time with you next summer! xoxo
I'm sorry you slipped out of your collar and everyone but your owner tried to catch you as you ran away. I hope your safe, wherever you ran to, and I hope your not scared. I want you to know I'm not mad at running half a mile to try to catch you. You were too fast for me. We are all worried about you, and hope you made it home safely.
-- Post From My iPhone